THE NEW XERXES

SPARTAAAAAAAAANS! WE ARE AGAIN CALLED TO WAR, AND WE SHALL BE THE VICTORS!!!

If you click the link in the title my warriors, you shall discover images of the battlefield and discriptions of our enemy. LIKE I SAID BEFORE, TODAY WE SHALL EAT TOMATOES!!!!

My plan for battle is this my brave Spartans!

event 1: 10am...the trucks loaded with our weapons arrive at Plaza del Pueblo (city center), and we can smell the fear in our enemies rising....

event 2: the greasy pole is lifted as a ritual before wars begins, before the destruction of souls...and he who climbs like a true man to the top of the pole and collects the ham will be a true hero...

event 3: the mighty water cannons come and fire against us, inciting us to...WAAAAAR! and the caos, pain and panic is installed in our enemies, AS WE THE MIGHTIEST WARRIORS GOD PLACED ON THIS LAND BRING PAIN TO OUR ENEMIES FOR EXACTLY 1 HOUR!!!!

(rules: a spartan must squish each tomato b4 throwing it, our enemies will try to rip our shirts so take a old and shitty one, the water cannons mark again the end of the war)