Chuck Norris

Eu sei que deve haver milhares de frases sobre o Chuck Norris, mas estas apareceram-me num quizz do facebook, sobre o tempo que aguentaria a lutar contra o Chuck.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please.

O resultado do quizz foi este:

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God heard that you were supposed to fight Chuck Norris and so He sent the angel of death to kill you before hand, because HE is so merciful. It was better to die by the hand of God than by the foot of Chuck Norris. AMEN!